Nina’s Top Ten Questions on My Mind

1o. Why are there no black people on The Bachelor/Bachelorette? Does ABC assume that people wouldn’t tune in to see 25 black men or women vie for the attention of another? Are there not enough desperate black people trying to get famous find love to participate? VH1 seems to have no problem finding them for Flavor of Love and I Love New York.

9. What is the big deal with this Susan Boyle? So? A fat and ugly woman can sing. There are millions of those singing their fat ugly hearts out in churches across the country every Sunday.

8. How do you clean a dishwasher?

7. Where the hell did I put that $25 iTunes gift card?

6. Why are the best tasting foods (pizza, chocolate, burgers, fries, pie) the worst for you? Why isn’t there an all-hot wings diet?

5. Speaking of which… isn’t everything better with bacon?

4. Does my ass make these jeans look big?

3. Did the south just get together and collectively decide they were going to be sucky drivers? Is this their way of getting us Yankees to go back home?

2. Is it a blessing or a curse that the new Best Buy is literally three minutes from my house?

Which leads to…

1. Why wasn’t I born independently wealthy?

What questions are on your mind this week?

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