Don’t You Hate It When…

January 20, 2010 by  
Filed under Blog It Out, Bitch

… you’re driving through a parking lot, looking for an empty space, and you see someone walking to their car. So, you follow them and follow them and follow them. And then, suddenly, they turn into another aisle because they’re stupid and didn’t remember where they parked.

So now you have to haul ass over to the next aisle, and hope that no one else targets your confused walker. Don’t you hate that?

You make it to the next aisle and the person is getting into their car, and sure enough, there’s another person waiting for the spot with their blinker on.

NO! I saw him first! I followed that moron for MILES!

***

… Again, you’re driving through a parking lot, looking for a spot, when you spot one up ahead. You prepare to swing into the spot only to find it’s occupied by a tiny Mazda Miata. Don’t you hate that? Fuck you, Miata.

Who drives Miatas anyway?!

***

… You rip into a package of food only to realize that it had an easy resealable ziploc? And now you’ve ruined it with a big gapping hole?

***

… You’re driving along minding your business when suddenly you feel the sharp jab of a 10year-old’s knuckles in your spine?

“Punch car buggy no punchbacks, red!”

“Ow! Where?”

“Right there at the light.”

A few minutes later…

*POW*

“Punch car buggy no punchbacks, blue!”

“Where?!”

“You missed it. He turned the corner.”

“I think you’re making shit up.”

“I’m not. You just missed it.”

A few minutes later…

*POW*

“Punch car buggy no punchbacks, Geek Squad!”

“Damnit, Kali! That doesn’t count!”

“Yes it does. It’s a bug.”

***

… You’re on the bowl and discover there’s no toilet tissue… and you’re home alone?

OK. Hit me with some of your own “don’t you hate it when…”

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...when you realize you haven't printed any of your digital pics in like two years!

and then you find out you lost all of them!

Dont u hate it when you finally are done with all your work/homework and all of a sudden you rembr you didnt study, forgot a detail or forgot one last paper?

Dont you hate it when you park far away from everyone in a parking lot so no one comes near you and when you come back to your car theres someone parked RIGhT next to you!!!

Don't you hate it when you are holding your sweet precious baby and are deep in conversation with someone and your sweet darling angel shoves their hand down your top and in to your bra. Then they get your nipple in their sweet little kung fu grip and attempt to pull your boob out so they can have a snack? Sigh...Olivia is gonna get me arrested for indecent exposure.

Don't you hate it when you're in a college English class and realize many of the people around you can't even put together a sentence correctly and misspell words all too often?? That drives me insane!! And it was an advanced class I was in too!!

Don't you hate it when you're around a guy you like and you try to flirt, but you just get loud and giggly and you can feel yourself annoying people but you can't stop? This happens to me every time. I should just not flirt.

I so know what you mean! I can't stand it.

Don't you hate it when you want to kill someone but it's illegal?

You go on a job assigement and the next day you get told not to come back cause you didn't kiss up enough.

Don't you hate it when you've worked a very very long, hard day at work and all you want to do is get home and slip right into your pj's to hide from the world but at 4:59 you get a text from home saying "we need milk" while there are four people already at the house sitting on their ass!

BTW the Walgreens is WALKING distance from my house.

Don't you hate it when you live with roomates and you go into the shower to find your "poof" on the shower floor and are debating on if you should throw it out cause you're still not quit sure if your roomates are grimy enough to pee in the shower.

I'm saving for a house!

the grocery store thing has happened to me. It pisses me off!

A mate and I at Christmas once, made someone pay us $20 bucks to be able to followus to our park... the place was that packed that he did!!!! Terrible I know... and I was already going to hell way before that!

....every morning you go through the Kolache Factory drive thru, and the cashier says "Would you like me to warm that up for you?" I want to scream "NO! GIVE ME THE COLDEST FUCKING FOOD YOU HAVE! THANKS FOR LETTING ME KNOW MY FOOD HAS BEEN SITTING OUT. CAN'T YOU JUST WARM IT UP AND PRETEND IT'S FRESH?????

Don't you hate it when you eat spicy food and it comes out the other end just as spicy?

your cleaning the bathroom and you cannot for the life of you get that 1 stray pubic hair off the bowl..

Don't you hate it when you are in a boring meeting, daydream for 2 seconds, then someone asks you a question but you have no idea what they heck they were just talking about?

Don't you hate it when a friend decides to make a "surprise" visit and your house is trashed, even tho you work from home and should have ur crap together?

If people show up w/o calling, I won't open the door.

Don't you hate it when you're in class, and only half the class did the reading, and when the teacher calls them out on it, they just stare blankly at her. If you don't have the book, F******* GOOGLE SEARCH IT STUPID! This is a UNIVERSITY for christs' sake.

Don't you hate it when your hormones are awry and schizophrenic that you begin to doubt your very existence, then a moment later you hate humanity for their stupidity. It's almost beautiful at the same time.

There were many days I found myself in class wondering how people even graduated from high school much less got into college.

For people who share a bathroom: ...when you SUDDENLY get the urge to drop the monster of all dueces and you have stomache cramps and sweat, but someone else is already in the bathroom!

When having to poop causes you to sweat, you know it's serious.

Don't you hate it when there are starving Haitians who haven't eaten in a week and then US media films them trying to survive and call it "LOOTING"?

Don't you hate it when there are starving Haitians who haven't eaten in a week and then US media films them scrambling for food and call them "VIOLENT" and then bring in troops with guns with rubber bullets?

Droppin' food on people's heads like they're animals! Wyclef said it best.

This shit is pissing me off.

When ur boss "discusses" what u did wrong when they never trained u to do it right..

Don't you hate it when someone uses the last of the toilet paper and replaces the roll by putting it on top of the holder. You couldn't just put it in there ? Are you THAT lazy ?

OMG! I HATE THAT!!! Everyone in my house does that and it irks the hell out of me!

I hate when they say packages are resealable and they don't reseal. Tortillas are bad about that.

I'm Ziploc retarded anyhow..I never can get those things to change to green.

OHHHH, this could get interesting....lol