Nina’s Top Ten Things I Never Thought I’d Say… Until I Had Kids

Too funny. It's comforting to know that I'm not alone with the licking weirdness. Trying to break the habit of DS walking up to me and just giving me a lick! #3 OMG you slayed me with this one RTFL

I just had to tell my daughter, "Please don't kiss my butt. That's gross."

She will walk up to me and give me a kiss where ever she just happens to be facing. Typically she approaches me from the front or the side, or when I am sitting down, so she will get my thigh or my arm, sometimes my side. But if I am standing and she walks up behind me she is just the right height to get a face full of cheek. And she does on occasion. And it flips me out. I don't want to tell her not to kiss me - just don't kiss my butt, please! LOL!!

Number 4 - HAHAHA!!

And I hardly believe you never had to use #1 before having kids.

i use 4,6 and 9.

lol

"Stop licking the window"... to a kid in my daughter's class in a schoolbus on a fieldtrip

11. "That's something you do alone. With the door closed."

Awesome! lol...

I don't have kids, but I could totally see myself saying, "Stop playing with your penis!"

"Why are you pinching your nipples?"
"Farting in people's faces is rude."
"No, music stars shouldn't do that either." (In response to the Michael Jackson tip-toe-crotch-grab)
I've done the jail thing regarding school as well. Only I lied and told him HE would go to jail :)

I have to tell Matt not to bit the dogs too. See sometimes you don't have to be a mommy to say this shit! Funny stuff Nina.
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and here I thought I would read " Because I said so", "Don't ask me why" , " I hit you because I love you", I guess cause those are things I never thought I'd actually say, but then my siblings had children!

Oh c'mon ... you HAVE to have used number 1 prior to having kids ;)

I thought...

"Richard may or may not be your father. I tried to make him switch."

HAHAHA

this is tame...just wait and see what comes out of your mouth when they are teenager/pre-teen.....I can't wait to hear THOSE convos!! hahahahaha

I have said number one prior to having kids.

You're telling me Fruit Roll-Ups are not a part of a well balanced breakfast?!?!

You lie!

Now Nina... I'm sure you've said #1,2, and 3 to Donny!

These are funny. I say no. 8...Logan likes to lick us. She licks our faces, arms and legs. She's a nasty little something.

I say this a lot to Logan just because her response cracks me up. Let Mommy smell your butt.

What about this one?

"I'd love to, Donny, but it just doesn't fit anymore."

followed by, "Fine, put it in my butt, then."