Big Brother 11 – Technotronics
July 15, 2009 by nina
Filed under Big Brother 11
Previously on Big Brother: Laura tries to use her feminine wiles (read: big tits) to seduce Jughead a.k.a. Jessie, but he ain’t tryna hear it. The other athletes are intimidated by Lydia and want Jessie to nominate her. Ronnie approaches Jessie with a brains/athletes alliance. He likes the idea and considers using a brain as a pawn at nominations to mask the deal. Chima makes it easy for him to nominate her when she goes black girl crazy after her clique loses the food competition. Jessie also nominates Lydia
And now…
Lydia cries over her nomination and everyone consoles her. Chima notices this and whines to her fellow brains that no one is consoling her. They’re probably worried they’ll get that sticky-ass, shiny-ass, lip gloss on their clothes.
Jeff realizes he’s on the outs with his alliance because he didn’t know who was being nominated. Yeah, that ain’t good. He doesn’t help his cause by being one of the crowd comforting Lydia.
Ronnie tries to reassure Chima by sharing with her a secret. Not just any secret. A national one. “I’m the national champion in persuasive speaking.”
That’s like being the valedictorian of summer school. No one gives a shit.
Laura admits to Russell and DJ Casey that she (and everyone else) thought she was going up. She is upset that it was such a foregone conclusion. Why? She’s nice. She’s likable. Why the hell would Jesse nominate her?! Is it the boobs? That’s not fair.
Bitch, settle down. You’re not even nominated!
Russell and Jessie are in the HOH room discussing the fact that they lost Jeff. This makes me happy because Jeff is cute and nice and I’m pretty sure meathead douchery is contagious. He’s better off. They decide to scoop up Laura for her vote to replace Jeff. She is so happy someone is talking to her she readily agrees to be on their team.
Next, a montage of Braden being a complete fool. I like it, and I like him.
For the veto comp, Jessie pulls Russell’s name, Chima gets to pick and picks Natalie (dumbass), and Lydia pulls Jeff.
Ok, I just noticed that Chima’s top lip turns up soooo much, it touches her nose. I can’t stand it.
In the veto comp, the contestants have to pop fake zits and gather giant Scrabble tiles and then use the tiles to spell the biggest word.
Jesse thought he spelled CONTINUOUSLY but he missed a U.
Natalie had ten minutes to spell a word and came up with LAST.
Chima is disqualified because she tried to spell SUPERFICIALITY, but couldn’t find all the letters. They were probably hidden in her weave.
Russell spelled SHOTGUN.
Jeff tried to spell technotronics. That’s not even a word.
Lydia tried to spell CIVILIZATION, but couldn’t find all of the letters.
Russell wins. These people suck.
The athletes plus Laura assume that Jeff threw the veto comp.
Russell decides to be an asshole and pick a fight with Jeff in the backyard. He makes fun of him for trying to spell technotronics. Russell should shut up because a retarded chimp with dsylexia could spell shotgun.
After Russell scurries his weasel ass inside, Natalie decides to put her two cents in and Jeff pretty much offers a big glass of shut the fuck up. The athletes have totally made themselves a target. I despise them all…except Jeff.
Lydia tries to schmooze Russell and he tells her it was Natalie and Jessie’s idea to put her up. Uh, no. It was his. She buys it because she has no choice but to. She goes up to Jessie to talk shit about Natalie until Natalie walks in. And then it’s big-ass fake-ass lovefest.
“I’m so sorry I misunderstood you.”
“No, I’m so sorry I misunderstood you!”
I’m so sorry I’m watching this mess.
Lydia throws Braden under the bus.
Jessie, Natalie, and Russell meet in the HOH room and discuss back-dooring Braden. Russell meets with Ronnie in the storage room and Ronnie agrees that he’d vote out Braden. THEN Ronnie scampers off and tells Jeff and Jordan. They realize that Braden leaving would screw them hard sans lube, so they rush to tell Braden. Russell figures out that Braden knows because Braden is walking around all sourpuss face. He confronts Ronnie in the storage room and I swear you can pinpoint the exact moment Ronnie shit his pants.
Ronnie swears up and down he didn’t say anything to Braden and you can tell Russell doesn’t believe him. Russell takes Jessie into the storage room and tells him Ronnie needs to be watched.
At the veto ceremony, Russell uses the veto on Lydia (gotta give her props for saving her ass) and puts up Braden (nooooo) instead.
Not even Blue Steel can save you now, Zoolander.
This sucks ass.
Nina is a 34-year-old mother, wife and writer who spends her days blogging, studying, changing diapers and watching ridiculous amounts of TV. She currently resides in Atlanta, Georgia, with her husband, two children and three TiVos.
Yes, I agree. It really does suck ass.
Braden doesn’t deserve to go.
I thought I was going to vomit all over my coffee table when I saw what they had to do for the veto comp. That was the hardest competition to watch ever. Plus I probably would have lost. I am the worst damn speller but at least I would have spelled an actual word. Or tried to at least.
You have like, five words in that comment alone that could have won. Russell is a moron.
Ronnie is an idiot! I was hoping that he would be nominated instead for Braden just for being foolish and running back to the other side to tell all he knows. This season is already starting to tick me off!!!
I can’t stand Jessie, Russell, Natalie, and Chima.
Natalie is secretly a man. That’s this season’s twist. She really bothers me.
I like Lydia and I can’t stand Ronnie.
Poor Braden, do they actually have the votes to get rid of him though?
I’ve lost all respect for Lydia after reading something on the internet about her and Jessie.
*shudder*
I was going to attempt to tally the votes for Braden to go, but was too annoyed.
Let’s see…
Ronnie, Natalie, Lydia, Kevin, Casey, Laura, Russell, Natalie – vote for Braden to go
Jordan and Jeff – vote for Chima to go
Never thought I’d be happy to see the black girl go first, but damn I hope she does.
I was watching BB After Dark and that the beginning of the showmance between those too. Bleck!
I didn’t really care who they put up, I just wanted Lydia to stick around. You gotta wonder if they end up booting the pawn tho, not just because the pawns always go home, but because this particular pawn is SO annoying.
Braden definitely doesn’t deserve to go before Chima. You’re right. She’s a pain in the ass.
Russell the sphincter muscle is a douche. Who would have thought I would hate the athletes.
They need to get Russell or Jessie out of there before I quit watching
As big as they are (Russell and Jessie) who woulda thunk they’d be so intimidated by Jeff and Braden. You know they are. Punkasses.
Tomorrow night should be good. I hope Jeff or Jordan gets HOH.
No! Not Jeff cause then he can’t put up Jessie or Russell. FUCK! Jordan then. I think Lydia and Kevin are up the athlete’s ass and the brains have that stupid alliance w/ them.
Lydia isn’t really with the athletes. She just said what she needed to save her ass. The first chance she gets she is dumping them.
I don’t understand why some of them left their long word up there with the missing letters when they had so many damn letters they could have spelled something else. Any real word would’ve been better than hitting their damn buzzer with the mess they had. They were all so damn proud of what they TRIED to spell that they let some loser with the nickname “love muscle” outspell them!
Ronnie = dumbass. Of course it’s obvious he told Braden, who the hell us could have? He did not think that shit through AT ALL.
I’m always amazed that the skanky comes out in these girls so fast. I’ve been reading the spoiler sites, so yea, Lydia lost points with me too.
I know! At some point they needed to give up and work with what they had. Chima could have spelled “REALITY” and “PULSATE” and both would have tied SHOTGUN. Lydia on the other hand didn’t have enough good letters to win, but she could have made several 4 letter words.
actually Chima could have won if she spelled “TRAILERS”. all the letters were there. I love word jumbles. =)
I would LOVE for Chima to go… her face makes me cringe.
Unfortunately I really like Jessie… He reminds me of my little brother (they’re muscley and sound the same). And Jessie has a good relationship with his mother… he can’t be all bad, right? I want him to stay for a while. Russell the fucking assface should go though! I hate him!
I like Lydia though and hope she sticks with Jessie as long as he helps her and maybe will pull his head out of his ass and get rid of Russell.
Ronnie is a dumbass and would drive me insane.
So what’s this thing you heard about Lydia and Jessie???? I’m curious woman!
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Ronnie is not playing the game very wisely, I can’t believe he Braden and Co. house what ‘his alliance’ planned on doing during the veto nomination AND lied about it when it was very obvious that he did. Something tells me he is going to be gone next week if he doesn’t win HOH or POV, he’s really being a Brian, and we all know how that story ended.
I have to agree that Jeff is the only likable member of the Athletes team. Russel is douche(he reminds me of those guys in clubs who always try to start crap with guys to prove that they’re the alpha male), Jessie is the epitome of a closeted meat-head, and Natalie is sketchy. I really hope Jeff stays awhile because he is the ONLY eye-candy this season (why didn’t they bring Nick Starcevic back?!)
I don’t remember Nick. The seasons after All-Stars are all a blur.
Was he Daniele’s “boyfriend,” or whatever those two ended up being? The one with the fugly mustache?
Ronnie has no business playing this game. Even though he’s supposedly a genius and superfan he doesn’t know what the hell he’s doing! I love this show, but I would never survive. I’d either end up having a nervous breakdown or shanking one of my fellow housemates in the shower. Either way, they’d haul my azz out in restraints. LOL!
I was a really big fan of Ronnie’s “revelation” to Chima. I thought he was going to give up something truly astonishing and then… national persuasive speaking? what?
I know BB is over, but I just ran across your blog, and I couldn’t leave before I said Thanks, I love your the way you write. Don’t know when I have laughed so!
Thanks!