Nina’s Top Ten Questions on My Mind

To # 5 I say HELL YES !!!!

Yes, dear everything taste better with bacon. I'm on a hunt to find something that doesn't. Or maybe some dish I don't dig I will just add bacon to appease the chef. lmao!!

And I was wondering the same with the bachelor...we need some black ones!!

I've got just two questions that I'm curious about........

1. Why the hell didn't my husband eat some hot wings, a burger, nachos or whatever at the bar like normal men do when they go out for drinks watching the basketball games and whatnot? Instead he crawls his ass in bed and wakes my tired, pregnant, finally comfortable so i don't want to move ass up, to make what you may asK???? Cinnamon toast. You can't butter your own bread. Here I'm thinking he wants some loving, but nooooo he wants to eat. But I do the good wifey thing and make it anyway.

2. Where did this AirFrance Airbus disappear too? I mean how does an entire plan disappear and is not able to be located or recovered. I read today where all this wreckage they found in the Atlantic Ocean is not the AirFrance flight wreckage in which they thought it to be. Now they are suspecting terrorism. This is sad I'm sure the families are distraught.

8 - lemon Jell-0. Empty a pack into the soap dispenser and run it through an empty dishwasher. Gets rid of hardwater stains, smells great and it's cheap.

5 - yes

4 - ask Donny

3 - Atlanta, bar-none, has The.Worst.Drivers.EVER

Jet Dry make a good cleaner. I kicks ass.
Enjoy your day :~)

LOLZ @ the last one there. I've been wondering that for a long time now.

Shes more than ugly...shes fugly!

Question on my mind? How come Google waits until 11 everyday to tell me about a new blog, instead of when you write it?

Jersey drivers rank up there with southern drivers. I just want to know why southern people are slow at everything they do?

1. i dunno, but flavor of love and i love new york are both hot ass messes and so are all the black people in them. No wait I liked that one dude with the dreadlocks but he turned out to be gay. Maybe the bachelor wants the show to have a touch of class and don't want to sift through all the FoL contestants to find someone who can string together a coherent sentence.

6. Because they are full of fat and sugar, two sources of energy which are easy to store or can be used immediately. For hundreds of thousands of years the human body has perfected ways of keeping itself moving and alive despite having only sporadic access to food. (i recently watched a documentary about it) There are also eskimos in canada whose bodies survive on the meat, fat, and marrow of the deer alone. They do not eat any other foods (although they do eat every single part of the deer apart from its hide, blarrrrrgh). When the canadian government attempted to integrate them into society they nearly died of the malnutrition they suffered from eating grains and vegetables.

your body wants protein and fat because it cannot live without it, under any circumstances. sugar is easy to convert to fat which can be stored in time of famine.

Why are the people on the Bachelor and Bachelorette so blind to the contestants that are psycho and all wrong for them?

Run vinegar through your dishwasher to clean it.

8. Sears was at my house recently and the repairman asked me if I have cleaned my dishwasher. I know I am supposed to but never understood how. So I lied and said "yes." I was too embarrassed to ask the "man" how. Doh!

10. It's so weird, I was just asking about that. I was trying to get one of my friends to nominate me, but then I was like, "Wait, I've never seen a black Bachelor or Bachlorette." I still want in. I could be the first black girl, and I accept guys of all races. It'd be perfect.

Everybody in the world think that the people where THEY live are the worst drivers. I would swear to you that Jersey drivers are the worst... and our insurance rates would seem to support that theory.

Hey what happened to my gravatar thingy??

10. I don't watch any of those shows.

9. I have never heard of her until right now!!

8. Sears sells a thing for 10 bucks you put in upside down every 6 months....but I get ghetto and throw some bleach in the dishwasher every few months and run it through the "heavy" cycle a couple of times.

7. I have no idea girl...I don't even own an Ipod. Best believe my show-boating husband has the best one available on the market!!

6. It goes with the theory of "you always want most, what you can't have". Pretend you can't have carrots and maybe you will eat a gang of 'em. Just kidding, I know that won't work.

5. Yep, and there is this product called Bacon Bacon from "Tastefully Simple" that is the bomb and super low fat.

4. Girl, my ass looks big in any Jeans these days. Sad, but kind of true. I am so working on it though.

3. I don't know about over there, but 'round here, people drive like complete wack jobs more than half of the time!

2. It's both. I hated when C. City left town, but now because I have no other choice, I shop at BB on a regular basis.

1. That would be nice. Then you could give us all some of that wealth.

My question of the week is: Do any of your husbands have PMS? Because sometimes I seriously wonder about the one at my house.

ooo I know the dishwasher one. You go to the store and on the cleaning supplies aisle get the bottle of stuff that says "dishwasher cleaner." Then you just take it home and follow the directions. It's really easy. Something like taking the lid off and putting it upside down in the utensil rack and then running the dishwasher with nothing in it.

#6. I know, right! Where the hell is my ice cream diet?

Why didn't I have my wisdom teeth taken out earlier?
When does this chipmunk/Petunia Pig face go away?
When am I going to be able to eat normal food again? :(
And salt water sucks

YES! EVERYTHING is better with BACON....even sex!

why are the men that kiss the best or are best in bed ( or worst both! ) end up being the ones you cant keep around because they dont know how to act right otherwise??

bitter much Amy???

Why did I eat so much at lunch?

Why did I have to run over a screw with a brand new effen tire?

Why does it have to rain so hard when I have errands to run?

And one more:

Am I the only one that noticed the blackbbwsingles.com advertisement that popped up in this blog?

Jesus take the wheel...I fell out laughing at number 9.

What's the big deal with Lady GaGa?

I had a dishwasher once. I scrubbed the inside with a scrubbie pad and some vinegar, then rinsed it a few times. Made it smell fresh. I used it so seldom it would get mold in it.

1) You know I was thinking about this a few weeks ago, not even a latino bachelor or bachelorette. Usually they let the white Cubans get in on the action.

On my mind:

Why must you pick at EVERYTHING I do?

Why the hell are Snickers $1.09?

When will I be able to buy a car?

10. ABC is afraid peeps might "show- out" like they do on Flav of Love and Real Chance @ Love.

9. I don't know, but I like Sarah's explanation.

8. Wait, you have to clean dishwashers?

7. Look near the iron or vacuum cleaner.

6. I don't know but it's not fair!!!!!!!!

5. yes

4. No comment

3. Yes. Turning signals are for suckers!!!!

2. It would be a curse for my broke ass.

1. In your past life, you were a tyrant and this is your punishment.

It's fucked up that the only "black reality dating" tv shows are Flavor and I <3 NY. I mean, way to pimp an incorrect stereotype.

You'd think Tyler Perry's ass would'a thought of something by now.

And yes, that's messed up. Usually each season they even throw in one or 2 token black fellas and this season they didn't even bother. Nice.

why do people curse anywhere now? Men used to never curse around women or children. Now children and women are cursing. All the time.

Lol, there IS an all hot wings diet. It's called the Atkins diet. :oP

Trust me, there are not that many fat people in churches in the UK singing their butts off.....hell ther's just not that many people in churches in the UK.
My 1 question all the time is : How the hell do people manage their stress?
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Re Susan Boyle.

She's fat, ugly and has learning difficulties, so when she walked on Britain's Got Talent, everyone audibly scoffed in the audience, thinking she was another one of those people that sing to their dead, taxidermied parrot and insist it squawks 'Encore'. Instead she sang (I think it was 'Memory') and did so bloody well. Naturally, UK tabloids jumped on it, printing all the stories about how she's never kissed anyone and all the ins and outs of her. Obviously, this has taken it's toll on the poor woman over the past couple of months (she came second in the finale last weekend to a dance act, after what is though to be a publicity stunt when she threatened to quit because she couldn't hack it) and she has now been checked into the Priory clinic for exhaustion etc and I think possibly there were rumblings of phyciatric units and the like.

Basically, the poor woman has been thrust into the lime light without thinking she would, and it's really taken it's toll. I think it's a bit overhyped because, she can sing, but she's isn't fantabulous or anything. Sadly, I live in a country where people cream over stuff like this.

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You see, Southern drivers drive that way to piss EVERYBODY off, it's one of the ways our rudeness shows!! hahahah

AHAHAHHAHAHAH @ YOUR SUSAN BOYLE COMMENT!

Questions on my mind today:

1. WHY am I cursed with this shit every fuggin month when I never effin WANTED kids? we ought to have an option when it comes time for this crap!!!

2. What will I have to do today to avoid telling some people about themselves and staying out of jail?

3. Is it me, or do things get louder when you are irritated?

4. WHY did I even bother getting out of bed today?

the list can go on and on along those lines.....