You Can’t Have Nothing With Kids

My daughter is the queen of "can I have a bite". Although most of the time she actually likes it (double edged sword). She never actually comes right out and says, "Can I have a bite." She just say stuff like, "that looks good" and bat her eyelashes at you.....

I know I'm late....but reason # 1000 not to have kids, I'm a greedy bitch. I share NOTHING, even with the babies(nieces and nephews)!! I'm not tryna have back wash in my drinks or slobber on my food!!! LOL

Amen!
Sorry, I am nauseated. That's all I got.

I am assuming ODB is the C(fish I can't spell). There is one in my aquarium. Can you believe I didn't sell it?? I caught 3 all in one day. *Sniff*

Anywho, Noah says "you are LUCKY you get to play the wii" And I in turn say, it isn't my fault you are electronically grounded for getting caught playing gameboy under the covers at midnight...

NOT fair. Better go get a job. Hmpf

See ya'll did this shit wrong!
I was a very good girl last year. I mean REALLY good I didn't kill anyone or nuthin!
SO SANTA brought me Animal Crossing and Wii Speak Mic.
Seriously
Under the tree in a pretty blue and silver package with a big ass bow.
"For Stephy because she was the best girl in all the world this year. Love, Santa"
We ALLLLLLLLLLL Know you don't hafta share Santa Presents. They are special.

That was until I started playing with Nina.
Now they all have a house.

DAMMNIT!

Quit being selfish..;)

Whos this CynaChick? DAMN!

Haha. I remember being that way!

I don't have kids but when my boyfriend's, roommates kid is with us every other weekend, I can't get nothing!

She wants to try everything but likes NOTHING!

It's gotten to the point where i'll grab something out of the fridge and run to the basement real quick.

BAM!

"What do you have?"

"...Nothing...."

"Really? can I try?"

"DOn't you want Burger King? Tell your daddy to get you Burger King"

Or I'll actually get her something....

"Ariyanna, I got you frenchtoast sticks."

"I don't like french toast sticks!"

"Really? You seemed to like them when you were all up in my koolaid last week"

"Can I have some kool-aid?"

Vicious. Cycle.

We always got the "See! We just can't have nice things." whenever my Brother or I would break anything. I kinda always felt like saying "Seriously? You bought that lamp for thirty dollars at Montogmery Wards."

You and Kemari and killing me with this Animal Crossing. I am so jealous that I don't have a Wii. Boooo.

Oh and the picture you chose for this post is adorable. I'd give that kid anything he wanted just because of those big ol' eyes.

Yeah kids can lay it on thick and make you feel rotten if you don't share with them.

I mean there have been times where I've cooked and fixed my son's plate, sat at the table while the kids are eating and he may play around and eat some stuff, but not always all. Once he's done, it's like he is hungry all over again because he will come trying to eat off either my plate or his dads. And it's hard to say no to them.

I can remember one night my husband bought bellacinos for he and I to eat for dinner and the kids wanted pizza. My daughter say my steak sandwich and suddenly wanted it. I wanted so badly to tell her no but gave her a bite. But nooo, that one bite didn't satisfy her. She comes back and says that I was good can I have another bite. I'm thinking I know it's good that's why I don't want to share, but of course I do everytime.

Not my Kids but someone else's:

I am trying to sneak and eat my McDonald's

My godson finds me: BITE. BITE Peez.
Me: Here take a fry.
Him: Mmm BITE PEEZ
Me: Here. (I proceed to hide the fry box) All Gone
Him: Peez (reaching for my soda)
Me: No you cant have any
Him: (climbing in my lap) Peez
Me: No ( I turn my head for one second)
That little greedy thing starts sipping on my straw.

LOL!!! i dont like sharing food. i worry for the day I have kids.

“Who said you get a turn?”

“I thought you said it’s important to share?”

LMFAO I got my dose of Nina. Im happy now. Ill be back later... Term paper I must do. Ill be happy to share doing that with anyone who wants to help lol

We can't have treats until after they go to bed, that is if it's just for us. Games on the internet everything. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I remember my daddy used to call us kids Vultures sometimes. I truly understand that.

In our house, we say, "Nobody can't have nothing!" Bad grammar and all, but it's not just the babies, it's Scott too. Shoo!

That's why I eat my Caramello when babies are in school or bed!

Jessica and Kali, birds of a feather. I swear, they've already talked and planned this out.. Mmm hmm, it's a conspiracy Nina. We need to nip this in the bud. And quick, cuz I wanna be around when its 4 oclock so I can catch Old Dirty Bastard.