BIOBaby: The Well Visit

April 29, 2009 by  
Filed under Blog It Out, Baby, Rants

I hate taking my kids to the doctor. I always have. Besides the obvious fear that one day the doctor is going to tell you that there’s something really wrong with one of your children, I just find the whole experience one big collosal pain in the ass. Mainly, because I’m forced to be around other people and their children and I hate other people and their children. I really do.

When your baby is sick he’s already fussy and cranky. Now, I gotta deal with that around a bunch of other fussy and cranky children and to make matters worse, I run the risk of catching whatever your child has. I don’t mind catching my own baby’s sick, but I don’t want your kid’s cooties! I don’t even want to look at your kid. Stop letting your snot-nosed kid come up to me in the waiting room! I wouldn’t like your kid when he’s well, I damn sure don’t like him with goo coming out of his nose

The process sucks too. We all know that it’s all about the sign-in. Don’t matter what time your appointment was scheduled for, or what time you got there, or which doctor you’re going to see, it’s all about who signs in first. I will knock a pregnant woman holding a sick toddler down a flight of stairs to sign in first. For reals. And then I head to the “Well” side to wait for my kid’s name to be called. Even if he’s not “well.” Don’t look at me like that! Ear infections are not contagious! Why should he sit amongst the nasty? When he did have a cold, I just went to the private room and nursed him the whole time so we wouldn’t have to be in the waiting room. Don’t judge me!

Though, it’s not like being called first really means anything. We all know that you’re just being called first to wait for an additional 20 minutes in the examining room while the doctor does God knows what. Of all three parts – waiting, waiting some more, and seeing the doctor – the part that goes by the quickest is seeing the doctor. In fact, most parents know what the diagnosis and remedy is going to be before going. Ear infection? Children’s Tylenol and antibiotics. Cold? Saline drops, humidifier, suction, lots of breastmilk.

But we go anyway because most of us didn’t have the foresight to marry a pediatrician.

P.S. I think the “well” side of the waiting room should be separated using those heavy-duty plastic curtains like at the food warehouses.

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Hey Nina, everything ok? No new posts in over a week. Not bitching or anything, more concerned. Hope everything is ok with you.

Sarah xx

I agree with Sara. Miss your blogs. Hope you are OK.

I agree with both of the above. I've been checking daily thinking I'm missing the email update - but nope - no Nina Blog to make my day. I hope and pray everything is well with you & your family. Looking forward to hearing from you again soon.

well side? what good does that do? We have a separate waiting room for well kids and sick kids.

I hate Emergency Rooms worse...you go in there with a broken arm and come out with a cold..or worse.

Not to mention it seems theres nothing but poor people in there...don't judge!

There's nothing like having your kid hear the screaming nasty in the next room either. Kids are scared of the doc, fearing the needle in their tushy. Hearing another screaming just amps up the scared factor. Those pediatricians need sound proofing!

I always sat on the well side, too. Well, it took me a year and several illnesses caught in that damn waiting room.

Funny stuff, Nina. And, it is about the sign in sheet!

I've got a friend that works for a medical office where appointments are a joke. The doctor requests that appointments be scheduled every 30min starting at 9am, but he actually goes into the office until 1pm. You can imagine the chaos this causes.

Some doctors can be asses just because of the culture and stigma that surrounds them. It's like they think because they've gone to school for so long suddenly the world must cater to them. It's unfortunate because without thier patients their practices wouldn't survive.

That's true. It really is unfair, this doctor is a specialist in his field and deals mostly with elderly. He is located near the assisted living places and apparently to see anyone else as experienced as he is you'd have to drive about 2 hrs. I guess he feels his patients are at his mercy.

When I went for my biopsy two weeks ago, the doctor was an hour late arriving. He had appointments starting at 9:30, he got there at 10:30. So right off the bat, this was going to be a long wait. Then he had the NERVE to get upset because both of his nurses arrived late. Um, dude, you set the tone for the office, and if you are habitually late (it was my first time there, but OMC's a regular) then you dont' get to bitch. His secretary is a SAINT who had to listen to people bitch and complain all morning about how late everything was. Thankfully, because OMC's a regular, I knew to bring a book. I go back again on Monday and am already mentally preparing myself for it...

I hate when doctors do this shit. It isnt fair and they think they could get away with it. Fucked up thing is theres always that one patient that will keep coming back till they die. SO thanks to those assholes these doctors dont reform their bad habits

The kids pediatrician does have a well side. It's set up like a mini room within in the main waiting room. & It's close to the bathroom (im assuming incase they have to throw-up or something). Most times parents have enough common sense to take their sick child there.

The only toys (and it's not a toy) is this magic mirror (like a funhouse mirror)that hangs on the wall. The kids go over and play (look at it really) there.

My pediatrician is great though. We never wait long and we usually get in and get out in a reasonable time. If you call in and need to be seen that day you usually see the nurse practitioner instead so that the people with scheduled appointments with the Dr are still able to get in and get out in a timely manner. I love it.

I cracked up when you said "Stop letting your snot-nosed kid come up to me in the waiting room!"... why do people do that? I don't let my kids get in strangers' personal space and I hate when other people allow their kids to get all in my and my kids' faces. What the hell?!

Some people lack common sense. We took Jack to the dr. last week (ear infection) and this little runny-nose toddler kept coming up to me trying to hand me stuff (toys, magazines, etc.) I politely, and pointedly, said, "No, thank you. Wow. You need some tissue."

And I'm sure the mom just sat there all oblivious.

Stop letting your snot-nosed kid come up to me in the waiting room! I wouldn’t like your kid when he’s well, I damn sure don’t like him with goo coming out of his nose.......

You sound like my husband! We took our kids to the Magic House one Sunday afternoon. We paid about $40 for all us to go. After 30 minutes and only making it halfway through the 2nd level (there are 3 levels total plus an outdoor play area) he starts trying to pack all the kids up to go. I'm telling him we're staying because the kids were having so much fun, plus we still had others areas to check out. He started fussing bout how the other kids were annoying him and one kid kept coughing and crying. He hates other peoples kids.

Other people's kids often ruin a perfectly good time.

I think my mom is the only knucklehead that wants to get to the Dr late. I dont understand this. Shed rather sleep in a few hours and get to the Dr when its packed than wake her ass up early and see the damn Dr when hardly anyone is there. It pisses me off. Im glad now Im older and can go by my damn self... Only thing is I gotta pay the copay when she doesnt come with me... And well... I dont have insurance anymore... So screw the damn Dr anyway

I like all kids.. well most kids as long as they don't grab stuff from my child or hit, but I still try to be the first one in the door. I used to got to this fancy schmancy family practice but it would take 2 hrs with a damn appointment. Now, I go to this first come first serve clinic and I'm in and out in less than an hour. The place we go to opens at 9am, but I like to get there earlier cause I get seen sooner. Lucky for me, my baby likes morning naps so she can lay in her carrier and I'll drape a blankie over her to keep snotty kids away. Neither place I went to had a well side, it was all at your own risk.

I realized I made the clinic sound kinda ghetto, but it's really not. The doctor used to schedule by appointments, but he said he got too many complaints and cancellations so he figured he'd leave it up to the parents to make their schedule. Also, the doctors there are very nice and usually don't make us wait in the examining room.

Hmmm, our office has a wait in car policy and they shout your name if it's your turn to come in -- after you've already signed in. But, it would have to be set up this way, e.g., parking lot in front of office.

That sounds like a really cool idea. Wish he had that.

Me too!

They should give you those little buzzers like when your table is ready at a restaurant.

I didn't know they had a 'well' side of a doctor's waiting room!!! I'm gonna bring this up the next time I'm there!!!!!

I hate other people and their children as well...

(I'm trippin cause you said For reals and I thought I was the only person to say that.... I also use For realsies! )

I make exceptions for c ertain people an dtheir kids.. but when fluid is involved, I'm not!

My kids peds don't have anything in the waiting room for that reason. Just a big screen tv with cartoons playing. Usually holds the attention long enough. We rarely wait in the waiting room long, but often wait in an exam room a while.

My grandmother would never let me play with the toys in the waiting room at the doctor's office. Even when I had chicken pox, what's worse than chicken pox?

Nope, she had me bring my own shit. Even my own Highlights!

Do they still have those?

They do still have Highlights! I loved that magazine.