Nina’s Top Ten Reasons Donny Will Go White Boy Crazy

Did you ever accept your MIL's friend request? If not, at least she can read this and know it's because you talk about her son's freeballin'.

Love the top 10s. Keep em' coming!

If she goes missing, I will drive out there and check the back yard...it is a good place to hide a body, the gully back there.

How about a top 10 reasons I haven't YET killed ______, co-workers, family memebers, dogs, fill in the blank.

I would do the hell out Jason Lewis (Sex and the City) and Sean Bean (Every good movie ever made). JS. Hot Hot Hot. Clive Owen is good too but if I had a really great guy he couldn't get it.

That man loves your ass. lol Damn he does. I am such a neat freak we could never live together. I'd kill ya!

I just shaved mine after the long winter. Gross. I know. lol

Are we twins? It's crazy how much we are alike sometimes. I wonder when Dave will go WBC on me...

I hate getting gas and drive on E all the time. But I get crazy pissed when Dave drives my car and leaves it on E. Also, I've made him stop the car and let me drive because I can't stand his driving. He is an aggressive driver and scares the crap out of me.

He does my laundry and puts it away. He does all the laundry (except I wash the diapers). Then, I get pissed when he washes something the 'wrong' way. How hard is it to read the label???

I'm lucky he hasn't gone WBC yet.

I think my favorite, favorite, favoritests are when you retell actual conversations. For one, you have a perfect way of doing it, but for two, they are always hilariously clever.

I think Donny's the best thing since sliced bread, but then behind every good man, is a better woman ;)

Heh.

The problem here is that it's your list, not Donny's. If these are the worst things you do to him, you're doing pretty good.

Oh man... Anthony might go WBC soon if all my obsessive compulsive tendencies don't calm down. That man has been yelled at about:

1.) In what way he folds his towel and hangs it up
2.) Leaving gel goop in the sink
3.) Squeezing the toothpaste from the center
4.) Using more than one glass a night for drinking WATER (ooo, this one just makes me angry thinking about it)
5.) Leaving mayo on the spoon after making a tuna sandwich and then throwing it into the sink (the spoon, not the sammich)
6.) Leaving 6 pairs of his shoes on MY side of the bed
7.) Chewing his damn nails to a pulp (all I hear while watching tv is "chink... chink chink... chink..." UGH)

I'm lucky I'm alive really.

Lots of good Top 10 ideas above. You should do like a Top 10 Tuesday or Top 10 Thursday.

My husband and I like to play a game of naming celebs that would never get laid if they weren't rich and famous. Maybe you could do a Top 10 list for that.

LMAO!

I wish I could give you kudos on here. If I could, I would give you a million.

I really like when you talk about your relationship, makes me happy to see there's people who are normal and truly, fully in love.

My husband is the best husband ever too. I also never vacuum. And I leave clothes everywhere and toothpaste drool in the sink. Among other things.

You want to know reason # 11? you make lists like this and share them where he can be reminded once again of these reasons! lol

I'm not complaining, I like the list.......I'm just sayin...........

Donny is a saint.

I keep hoping Charlie is so happy to have sex with someone on a regular basis he won't kill me in my sleep. Because I know it is a possibility

lol@all I could think about was the time i wrote about your ball falling out... That's the funniest thing I've read in a long time.

Ugh.. speaking of celebrity list. That is a subject of sore contention in my house. I feel everyone should have a list. He disagrees. It's just common knowledge that on the 1 in a trillion chance you not only 1) meet that celebrite, 2) hit it off with said celebrity, and 3)said celebrity proposes having sex then and there... you should jump at the chance.

I'm with Mary...if it's real butter, it is supposed to be out!!

top ten TV shows Nina says you should be watching.

Top ten best movies ever according to Nina.

Top ten things in society that drive Nina crazy. (I so want to see this one after the prostitots blog)

Uh I have more. LOL

I have never had to fill the gas tank myself. Guilty of number 5 though if you let it go long enough, it's softer and not stubbly.

Donny would be smart enough to wait until Jason Behr came to town then go WBC and leave you in Jason's hotel room.

In that pic of Donny his hair looks strangely Balthar Gaius'ish.

My husband is the quiet "let her yell" type. Anytime we fight, he sits there quietly as I nag his ass and then he looks at me and asks if I'm done. One of these days, he's probably gonna go WBC and grab me around the throat as I'm bitching about him tromping in oil or whatever and I'm gonna shit myself..

Donny is wonderful. from what you tell us, it's not he puts up with you weird or other crazy things, he doesn't mind them and loves you more for it!

I love this blog. And I too have a saint for a (soon to be) husband!! I swear, everyday I question his love and loyalty to me. I think if i weren't so good at the bedroom stuff, my behind would have been hit by the door a long time ago. TMI?

you know.... if you're using REAL butter, you CAN leave it out. Covered and for a few days. I prefer it that way. They also make those butter bells that help keep real butter fresh.

this won't work with margarine or butter blends.

I never through away cheese wrappers. You would think that I was sprinkling the food with poision the way my husband reacts.

if these things are the criteria for "white boy crazy", i'd better watch out, too.

and, rudy's not even white...

I Loved the list! No 7 & 8 are HI-LARIOUS!!!!

Hmmmm ...

Top 10 reasons why YOU lose your shit!!!

Top 10 reasons to make love to your TIVO!

Great read Nina!!

Ah, that's a good photo of Donny!

My fella is henpecked to hell. When I want something I make 'baby grab hand' movements so he knows I want him to fetch it. I run around after him a lot though cleaning up all his mess, so it's only fair when he comes home from work he can wait on me a bit :>