Heroin Laptop

December 30, 2008 by  
Filed under Blog It Out, Bitch

I finally bought my very own-just-for-me-brand new laptop in January of this year. It was a treat to me with the scholarship money I get for being such an awesome student. We have been inseparable ever since. This isn’t hard to believe when you think about all we can use our computers for nowadays.

I write blogs… on my laptop.

I correspond with family and friends… on my laptop.

I listen to music and watch movies… on my laptop.

I pay bills, reserve library books, and shop… on my laptop.

I do schoolwork and attend classes… on my laptop.

And I play games… on my laptop.

I love my laptop. It goes with me all around the house. If I’m baking in the kitchen, it sits on the table and plays music. I have a baking playlist on iTunes… don’t judge me. If we’re in the family room watching TV, my laptop sits on my lap so I can chat with friends or write blogs. Well, not exactly on my lap, but on a breakfast-in-bed tray which sits on my lap.

Donny has started referring to the laptop as my heroin. If we were headed downstairs to watch a movie I’d carry Jack and ask Donny to grab the laptop. Once seated on the couch he’d plug it in and then reach over to slap my arm. The first time he did it I asked, “What the hell are you doing?”

“Looking for a vein.”

Smartass.

Recently, I’ve found a new use for my laptop that has caused Donny to insist that I’ve taken it one. step. too. far. I’ve begun taking my laptop with me when I leave the house. Now you may be thinking, “Well, Nina… that’s what they’re for. They’re portable. It’s not unusual to take your laptop outside the house. They even make cute little carrying cases for them.”

Yeah, but most people take their laptops to work, or to the library to study, or to Starbucks so they can sit in the corner sipping lattes all day and pretentiously work on their “novels.”
Most people don’t take their laptops to Walmart.

To be fair, I don’t take it with me in Walmart. Just to Walmart. I leave it in the car while we shop. It started out that I wanted to be able to play those highly addictive Diner Dash style games on the ride to my Dad’s house. Then I wanted to listen to the music on my iTunes instead of the crappy radio or Donny’s even crappier CDs. Since he’s taken his sweet time installing a stereo that is iPod compatible this can easily be construed as being his fault. And you know… the more I think about it… he’s responsible for my laptop addiction reaching its next high (no pun intended.)

We were out volunteering for the Obama campaign one day when we realized we needed an address off of their website. So, Donny pulled into a Starbucks’ parking lot and we used their wireless from the car so that I could look up what we needed. Next thing you know I’m obsessed with logging on to other people’s wireless connections… from my car. The worst example came while driving back from Jack’s physical therapy appointment a month ago.

Donny’s driving, I’m in the passenger seat, and the kids are in the back. We stop at a red light.

“Why the hell do all these businesses have wireless with limited connectivity?”

“What?”

“Well, I’m able to connect to their servers ok, but I can’t get on the internet cause it says limited connectivity.”

“Who are you talking about?!”

“This Applebee’s right here.” I point out the window to the Applebee’s next to me.

“Did you really just try to connect to the internet… at a red light?”

“Yeah.”

“Why!?”

“Uh, to check my email,” I replied as if it were the most rationale thing.

Donny just shook his head.

“Junkie.”

I’ve begun taking my laptop with me to the bathroom. Don’t judge me!

Note: What Donny doesn’t know is that I’ll be buying himĀ  his very own-just-for-him-brand-spanking-new laptop in a few weeks. We’ll see who the junkie is then!

So, what’s your electronic addiction?

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Ahem.......My name is Brandi, and I too am addicted to my laptop. SO addicted that i purchased the blackberry personal w/ tethering so that i will ALWAYS have internet connection.....Even while driving. *hangs head* anyhow, you should really invest in one of those thingamajiggas that you stick into the cigarette lighter of your vehicle to keep your laptop powered up. Its a lifesaver!

this is a good one just got my freaking internet working so i am playing catch up but anyway my addiction is my mp3 player it is strapped to my arm all day while i am at work, i have my charger with me at all times so i keep it on a full charge, then there is my psp man i love that thing i have that also with me even at work, then last but not least i have a laptop also that i bought myself for christmas, now that i have the wirless setup on it is a rap now, so between my mp3 in my ears the laptop and my psp hec i even in the process of getting the digital book reader from sony that holds 600 book that you can down load from ebooks, my crew calls me the tech junky now matter what it is if i like it i am strung out on it for ever, i have a Tweety bag that i carry all my tech stuff, my laptop--psp plus games--a current book that i am reading--word search and my mp3 is strapped to my arm in its own arm band. were ever i go so do my tweety goodie bag lol, so i feel ya on that everywere i go my tech stuff goes with me.

Mine is a MSi Wind Notebook. I love it and take it pretty much everywhere. Chris calls it my Crack. Sometimes he will go.....There's your Crack whore Mamma getting her fix.

I hope that you hide the computer when you leave it in your car.

My electronic addiction is to my Zune mp3 player, I love that thing so much and it goes everywhere with me.

Come on, I was raised by cops. Of course I hide it!! It's under the seat covered by jackets and stuff. Of course, this always prompts Donny to say, "If you just leave it home..." and I cut him off with dirty looks.

I'm so bad that if I get a Myspace alert while driving, I will log onto The Space on my phone and check it at lights or stopsigns. Heh.

My heroin is my desktop. And my EnV (cell phone). Uhh and my iPod. Yep. :)

I just reread my comment. I am so blitzed on paint fumes right now that I can't write a proper sentence. Don't let Kemari see the above - she will grammar whip my toxic little patootity.

First of all, poor grammar is allowed in blog comments.

Secondly, KeMari cannot critique until she organizes her story. Yeah, I gave her ass homework.

After Sol was born I wrote on a breakfast in bed tray too. I have photos of me in pyjamas, ponytail, hunched over my tray and laptop with a big mug of coffee balanced precariously next to me. The tray thing must be a sign of greatness ;o)

Yes, all great novels will be written on breakfast in bed trays.

I LOVE my Macbook Pro. Get him a Mac!

I know people...can you say discount?

I took take my laptop to the kitchen while I cook or while I'm watching TV, chatting and what not. I also love my iPod Touch :) Best. Invention. EVER!

I mostly use a desktop, but take my laptop around the house for playlists, or to appointments if I am going to wait, or vacation. Shopping though... Maybe you need a blackberry or iphone?

Hubby and I have been guilty of "stealing" wireless before. We were at a gas station somewhere in backwoods Oregon or Washington and thought we'd "just check" to see if internet was available. Next thing we know, we're asking his dad to pull over to the corner of the parking lot because we found an open connection and wanted to check our email.

He didn't complain...there was a couple arguing in the parking lot that kept him entertained for the 10 minutes it took us to check or email accounts.

Now we have iPhones. Internet in our pockets! Seriously...you should get one. Wal-Mart carries them now, you know.

If I'm home, my laptop is in my lap. And my Blackberry never leaves my side. It even has a name. And a gender. Don't judge me!

If that Blackberry is male and named Seacrest, I am TOTALLY judging you.

Yes, he's male! But his name is totally not Seacrest. I'm not that weird. I mean, I did consider it... but I decided on Hank.

I got a bit like that with my laptop travelling Asia. Had enough though of lugging it around, so I got an iphone and am just as bad as you.

On another note... I have a radio transmitter thingy I plug my ipod into... it plays thru an FM station on your radio... heaps awesome!

I keep getting skeptical looks from anyone I tell that I'm bringing my laptop with me to Italy. But I'm going for three weeks! My farm will all be dead if I go that long without my laptop!

Yeah, you can't leave your farm unattended for that long. That would be wrong.

It's not really that bad, cause I want a couple thousand more songs on it, but I am attached to my classic 80GB iPod. I wanted a DJ to put about 4,000 or so songs on it for Christmas, but that hasn't happened....yet.

My laptop was until I got my iPod Touch! Now that sucker goes with me EVERYWHERE! It's smaller to carry, I can put all my music on it, movies (yeah right now I have Twilight on it), and it's got games. I can check my Facebook and my MySpace. Hubby thought it was a crackpot purchase until he started messing with it......guess who wants one now?

Here here! I got the iphone!! If I'm not txting or talking, I am facebooking! lol!

Does this mean you have a good bootleg of Twilight and you're holding out?

The question is... have you NAMED your laptop?

I go a lot of places with Keoki... He's a good friend. (My laptop.) And pretty much, my electronic attachment. It flits back and forth between Ernie (my blackberry) and Keoki, but right now, it's Keoki. (Keoki was originally "George", but we were at the gym and there was a Keoki working and he told me it was Hawaiian for "George" and so, Keoki had a slight name change. It suits him better, anyway....)

Yeah...

By the way, that "looking for a vein" line? Priceless... I needed that laugh today...

I have two; one is my BlackBerry, and the other is my iPod Touch. I do everything within my power to make sure they don't leave my side.

I just got my first laptop for Christmas and I love her. I mean 'it.' So far I've only had her in the kitchen for recipes and music while cooking and baking. I've yet to take her into the bathroom.

Like Nina, I have an HP with Vista. Who knew what computers could do these days? I have a slideshow screensaver that also shows videos so I get to watch snippets of home video while I'm cooking. I used to have an ancient desktop that was one step up from a Commodore 64.

At this point, my laptop is not that big of an addiction. We're still at the cigarette level. Although yesterday when I was supposed to be baking cookies, I couldn't seem to log off from talking to you and Richard via IM. So maybe I'm at the weed level now.

Nina, I think she might be my new best friend.

When I was pregnant my sweet hubby "lent" me his laptop so I could research baby items to put together our registry and so I could play on the net from the comfort of our bed sorrounded by what I liked to call my fortress of pillows.

Baby is now 14 weeks old and it seems he wants his laptop back. I think he is being all kinds of selfish.

You are so crazy!
I want a laptop. When I get up at 6am to work, i'd rather be on my couch under a blanket, than sitting at this little makeshift desk in my dining room.

Curled up on the sofa with your laptop and hot cocoa is heaven.

Plus the laptop doubles as a mini lap heater in colder weather...just sayin!

I haven't taken mine to Walmart (only for fear of someone breaking into my car and snatching it). But I take mine to 'dollar' movies! (They got free internet, what can I say!).

There is a pizza buffet place here (Peter Piper Pizza) and they have free internet too. I will take the kids there and bring my laptop (and plug) and spend forever there. Or McDonald's. Sometimes when I take it with me and then don't get to use it while I'm out, I stop in the parking lot of a Peter Piper Pizza to check emails and what not.

The other night when we were IMing, I was making dinner and had my laptop on the counter. Now I don't feel so bad. At least I'm not the only junkie.

And fyi, I agree. DO NOT BUY A DELL. They are crap. You have to go through Dell or pay extra to replace stuff of theirs which is annoying.

My friend who gets us our 'movies' says HP is good and so is Sony. Stay away from Dell he says, but Toshiba if you're just looking for something basic and less expensive. Same with Acer.

"Your" friend that gets "us" "our" movies. Heeheehee. Tell him he is now my friend.

I'm gonna start pricing another HP for Donny today.

People would flip if they knew how many times I was IMing w/ them with a booby out breastfeeding.

And I meant, tell him he is now ALSO my friend. :-)

I want a laptop. My computer has sat all these years in the kitchen. I get up to write on commercial breaks. To have it right there in my lap where I could type at anytime... oh for the heaven!

I just leaned over and told the PB "I want a laptop for my birthday."

And I have playlists for cooking baking too ;) In fact I have playlists for everything.

The Beatles are my baking muses.

I bake to old time music like Dean Martin or Della Reese. Probably because that was the music my grandma liked. She was amazing in the kitchen. I inherited all of her recipes, bowls, bakeware etc. when she died so I always feel close to her when using them. Speaking of, I'm making a new dessert tomorrow for New Year's Eve. It's from Giada's Kitchen: Chocolate Panna Cotta with Amaretto Whip Cream. I'm looking more forward to the dessert than anything else.

Happy New Year! I hope you, Donny, Kali, and Jack have a great evening and and even better 2009!

lol

my radio is my addiction. even more so than my TV.

LMAO. How bout my favorite electronic is my cell phone????? I cant leave anywhere without it. It really sucks to feel overly dependent on it.

Anyway, I like laptops. They're great... Except when they are from Dell. I've had 2 Dell laptops and BOTH SUCK! As a matter of fact, I have to call them, which I dont know if its just me but why are they all in India... and tell them to fix it before it crashes for the billionth time!

I really like the macbook but its too expensive. What laptop you got?

An HP. I really wanted to get one of Dell's gaming laptops in red... but nevermind. LOL.

I also have an HP as a matter of fact and I love it but its technically not for me to use. Its my moms toy. LOL. She likes it. What sucks though is all these wireless routers for us to use AND LIMITED CONNECTIONS! ugh... hate those. LOL

Hey Nina,

I have a Red Laptop Dell (via QVC) and while I had one issue, it pretty much has been smooth sailing. I have heard the nightmare stories too and maybe it was just luck, but mine pretty much works quite well. I will say their customer service is outsourced and thats why they are a pain in the ass. I recommend ordering a laptop from one of the shopping channels (when they have a special). Their warranty's are better, they come loaded with all the programs and software you'll need and they usually have a special customer service option that lets you bypass the general BS. HSN always has FAB deals on the new HP's.

I may have to check out HSN and QVC. I've heard good things of late. Thanks for the info!

I take mine with me everywhere too and was so upset when I was flying back to florida from Wisconsin and the airport in Milwaukee had wi-fi you had to pay $7.99 for 24 hours of use... Uhm my wait was only an hour... in Fort Lauderdale Airport i t is free. I was upset. and I wroe and read the internet in the bathroom too...

Yeah, $8 for a one hour wait isn't worth it... even I'm not THAT addicted.

They best not block this! They recently blocked Facebook too. I'm tired of these narcs screwing all the fun at work.

I take my laptop to the bathroom with me too...sometimes while reading your blog. I always close the lid on the toilet before flushing in case any pee or poop splatters get on my precious laptop. LOL! Oh, and by the way, I am so glad that you have another website to blog on besides Myspace because they blocked it on the computers here at work. Now I can read you when I'm at work too! YAY!

Taking it to the bathroom provides me a few moments of peace. And I do the lid/flush thing too because I saw a report on bacteria that gets all over your bathroom when you flush with the lid open.

I'm so happy you can read from work. I was hoping that it wouldn't be blocked.

Ok so now I don't feel like such a weirdo, I also take my laptop to the bathroom with me....lol

Girl, you need a blackberry! It's much lighter and fits into your handbag...haha. Althoug I have one and it's nothing but headaches.