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My First Experience With Curling My First Experience With Curling

This blog was originally written and posted on Myspace on February 17, 2006 Around... 

A House Is A House Is A House A House Is A House Is A House

As I type this, I am dying. I know what you’re thinking, “We’re... 

Elephant Words Elephant Words

I was recently asked if I’d like to be a contributor to a website, Elephant... 

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Nivo, TV and Movie Recaps

Lost S6 Epi. 2 “What Kate Does” Lost S6 Epi. 2 “What Kate Does”

I just wanna say that I already knew this episode would be slow and boring because... 

Lost – S6, Epis. 1 & 2 “LA X (Parts 1&2) Lost – S6, Epis. 1 & 2 “LA X (Parts 1&2)

Previously on Lost: Click here to read my recap of the 5th season’s finale. And... 

24 – Day 8, 8pm-9pm 24 – Day 8, 8pm-9pm

Previously on 24: Agent Ortiz saves president Hassan’s life. It’s revealed... 

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Blog It Out, Baby

BIOBaby: Jack’s First Haircut BIOBaby: Jack’s First Haircut

I folded like a card table. Back in November, I took Jack to get his first haircut. Two... 

BIOBaby: Baby Boner BIOBaby: Baby Boner

This is quite possibly the funniest, yet most disturbing, experience of my life… So,... 

BIOBaby: Halloween 2009 BIOBaby: Halloween 2009

This was Jack’s 2nd Halloween and Kali’s 11th. I must admit that I kinda... 

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Fiction

How Jenna Found Out I Loved Her – Part 3 How Jenna Found Out I Loved Her – Part 3

Click here to read part one. Click here to read part two. Everything changed the... 

How Jenna Found Out I Loved Her – Part 2 How Jenna Found Out I Loved Her – Part 2

Click here to read part one. *** My mother and I had only one conversation about... 

How Jenna Found Out I Loved Her – Part 1 How Jenna Found Out I Loved Her – Part 1

I loved the way she said “balloon.” She said it as if she were blowing bubbles.... 

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Mommy Monday Blogs

Snoopy McSnooperstein Snoopy McSnooperstein

I would like to point out right away that I was not snooping on purpose. Oh, I was snooping, but it was because the opportunity to do so kinda fell in my lap. Like, when you find a dollar on the street. You don’t walk around looking for dollars on the street, but when one presents itself, you’d be a dumbass not to take it. And, quite frankly,... [Read more of this review]

Mommy Monday: I Never Thought I’d… Mommy Monday: I Never Thought I’d…

There are times when Kali and Jack will be cuddled up, giggling over something he just did – or sometimes nothing at all – and she’ll look up and say, “I never thought I’d have a baby brother.” She’ll further explain that she kind of resigned herself to always being an only child. As we pack up the house for... [Read more of this review]

Mommy Monday: Facebook Fiend Mommy Monday: Facebook Fiend

It was bound to happen. Just a few short weeks after getting Kali a laptop for Christmas, she now has a Facebook account. Thanks to Windows 7, we’ve been able to closely monitor not just her internet use, but everything she does while on the computer. So, she won’t be tempted to stay up late doing God knows what while we sleep, we have a... [Read more of this review]

Mommy Monday: Getting To Know You Mommy Monday: Getting To Know You

Your children assume that your life began the moment they were born. Kali is always shocked to find that I know things. “Oh my God, Mommy. How do you know this song? I’ve never heard it before.” “Um, cause it’s from 1982.” Once, we were headed upstairs with our dinner and I carried both of our plates and glasses. “You’re... [Read more of this review]

Mommy Monday: You Can’t Make Me! Mommy Monday: You Can’t Make Me!

I am painfully aware that everything I do is allowed only because my children are feeling charitable. Take changing Jack’s diaper for instance. Sometimes he lays there nice and calm and allows me to do what I have to do. Other times, he throws a major fit like his ass is covered in paper cuts and I’m using salt-soaked wipes. During the times... [Read more of this review]

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